The song below goes to the tune of Two Little Boys by Rolf Harris
Two little girls
With two little tails
Each had a gammy leg
The vet came along
To join the happy throng
And this is what he said
If you think you're back with your mates
The answer to that is no
Maggots you've got
Here you've got to stop
Until Uncle Ian says so
So lie down and eat your grub
And dream of those happy days
Uncle Ian is good
And when you're out of the wood
You'll be back with the crew once more
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